tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7602928298738678271.post1641475650124918873..comments2023-11-05T01:09:51.723-08:00Comments on staticEchoes: Kids and their damn country music-Ryan Winsletthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855008568934442660noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7602928298738678271.post-46747006261227272302007-12-18T10:05:00.000-08:002007-12-18T10:05:00.000-08:00You know, I never even gave a thought to how illog...You know, I never even gave a thought to how illogical some country lyrics are. I guess what's coming out of hip hop these days is so baffling it makes lines like those above appear almost sane. But you're right. They aren't sane. Not one little bit. And that's why I'm fly.-Ryan Winsletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08855008568934442660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7602928298738678271.post-11533878697761607212007-12-17T17:30:00.000-08:002007-12-17T17:30:00.000-08:00If I ever see Trace Adkins in person, no matter if...If I ever see Trace Adkins in person, no matter if he's 8-feet-tall or whatever, I will send his ass straight to Arlington. O wait, that's only where they bury actual soldiers, not fuck-wads that get rich singing other fuck-wads retarded, heart-string-tugging drivel ABOUT soldiers. Trace Adkins can gently shave my balls, then insert both (one at a time, then the two together) into his mouth ever-so-gently and tickle my dick with his moustache. In Vegas last weekend all the casinos were blasting "country" music, and if ever hear Taylor Swift's "Our Song" one more time, you guessed it, she's sucking my balls. AND my taint. Lyrics: "When were on the phone and you talk real slow<BR/>Cause it's late and your Mama don't know" No, people don't talk slow when their mama don't know, you dumb whore, they talk slow because of a mental deficiency. Grr.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7602928298738678271.post-11642126337112042192007-12-06T12:19:00.000-08:002007-12-06T12:19:00.000-08:00The sad thing is I can't tell if you're being funn...The sad thing is I can't tell if you're being funny or not...le' sigh.-Ryan Winsletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08855008568934442660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7602928298738678271.post-76281558317594586812007-12-06T10:10:00.000-08:002007-12-06T10:10:00.000-08:00"Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk" doesn't strike you as gen..."Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk" doesn't strike you as genuine country music? <BR/><BR/>My dad has family in North Carolina (I don't claim them because they are crazy) and we visited them a few years back. This was like, 1993. Anyway, I spent about a week with those people and I must have heard them say honky-tonk badonkadonk a dozen times a day. My great grandpa even showed me some pictures from when he was young, and on the back of a photo of his wife it said "Milly before she had kids and lost her honky-tonk badonkadonk."<BR/><BR/>He cried a little when he showed me that photo.The Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18360244472681831966noreply@blogger.com